he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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