What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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