that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
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