Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
FUCK WHALES
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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