I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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