u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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