dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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