This girl is more easily done than said...
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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