Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I love having hate sex.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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