We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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