We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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