well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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