I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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