If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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