too bad you live with your parents still
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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