he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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