either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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