Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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