Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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