Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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