I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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