Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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