I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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