yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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