I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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