I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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