Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize