I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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