i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
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