I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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