S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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