just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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