The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
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One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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