therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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