That's when you crack a 10am beer
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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