Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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