Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
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trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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