I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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