i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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