So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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