So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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