so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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