Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
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...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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