i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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