Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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