farters have to be the big spoon...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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