New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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