These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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