So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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