Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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