Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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